The Throne (Toilet Seat)

Alright for the girls that dont know what the "Throne" is in boy speak, its the shitter. NOW Why i'm talking about this is because, I like to be different.  Also I like the randomness of it. Why this is called the throne you may ask. its because this is probably the only time that a man gets time to himself and thinks about things while he is doing his business.  This is probably when a man thinks about the most important things in his life and the things that could come in the future and how hes going to deal with it. Im talking about this on behalf of all the boys out there and how that we are all similar in this particular event called the THRONE. There is my rant for the night =D